Denver Squirt Gun Association

Everyone Loves Squirt Guns!

July 23, 2009 3:58 pm

Kristen Stewart on the set of “The Runaways”

Everyone Loves Squirt Guns!

July 20, 2009 2:22 pm

Lindsay Lohan

Everyone Loves Squirt Guns!

July 16, 2009 6:43 pm


Johnny Depp

Squirt Guns - July 3rd 2009

July 9, 2009 5:15 pm

2009 Inaugural Squirt Gun Association Meeting Video Recap

June 9, 2009 7:30 am

Here’s the 2009 Inaugural Squirt Gun Association Meeting Video Recap, with Langley narrating and shooting:

View the squirtgun video on youtube here.

Denver Squirts 2009!

June 6, 2009 11:53 am

Helloooooo June, hi Denver, this is Denver Squirts reporting for 2009.

We’ve got our first engagement of the year this afternoon. It’s at Commons Park in Denver, today, Saturday June 6 (65th anniversary of D-Day, 25th anniversary of Tetris) at 3 p.m., and we’re meeting by the footbridge.

We will have about eight extra squirt guns on hand, so if you don’t have one you can still play.

Suggestions:

  • Bring a dry shirt for later
  • Socks are for losers
  • Goggles are for winners

-Joe

New York City’s got a better squirt-gun scene than Denver

August 20, 2008 11:54 pm

So not only does NYC get the StreetWars water-fight game this year, they’ve got a practice-round going on Saturday:

Don your scarcest apparel and head to Union Square at 3pm for the NYC Water Gun Fight, a sopping-wet precursor to September 8’s Street Wars, a tourney that lasts three weeks and involves hundreds of gamers. The fracas last blew through New York in 2005—at which time Mayor Bloomberg said organizer Franz Aliquo, a.k.a. the Supreme Commander (pictured here with our cover girls), needed “psychiatric help.” Though the fight is free, it’s BYOG.

And they get photo shoots with women holding squirt guns. Bastards.

So, what does Denver Squirt Gun Association have? Spirit. Spirit, damn right. And a match. Friday. Same place, different time: 6 p.m. Friday. No weaponry? No problem. We’ve got extras. Good, solid extras. Check out this photo gallery from an accidental squirt gun fight last week, where I (Joe, in the blue t-shirt) lay waste to the better-armed Baca and Pantera.

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August 12, 2008 10:52 pm

T-minus Friday: DSGA news / stuff

August 4, 2008 9:45 pm

You might not have been here this time last week, but the Denver Squirt Gun Association web site has taken big steps forward since then, thanks to the work of Mat. He also did the logo, and found out that the KMart on 363 S. Broadway has a whole bunch of big supersoaker-style squirt guns on clearance.

Get one before it’s too late.

Same time (5 p.m.), same day (Friday, August 8), same place (near the broom statue by the new wing of the Denver Art Museum, between 12th and 13th Avenues and Broadway and Acoma).

Aug 1st Fight!

August 1, 2008 6:21 pm

Decent turnout and water felt great on a 101* day. Come by next week and join us!